aka Matthew

  • I live in Toronto
  • I was born on September 5
  • My occupation is Reviewer
  • I am Male


    May 10, 2010 by DisMEMBAH

    Yes yes, strange name I know, I bet all of you are wondering: "what the heck does that mean, and what does it have to do with Left 4 Dead?"

    Truth is, it dosen't have anything to do with left 4 dead. It's just a hobby of mine.

    First of all, what is parkour?

    Parkour is basically using the enviornment around you to make moving though it easier. This involves the use of springs, jumps and climbs to overcome obsticles.

    I live in toronto, and I usually practice parkour when going to school. I swear to god I cleared a five foot gap the other day using parkour.

    I guess you could compare parkour to "free running" although that's a totally different style. free running uses tricks and flips, adding style to movement. Parkour is getting form point A to po…

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    Just so you know, I know some pretty crazy folks. Subsequentially, I play Left 4 Dead with them as well. This can lead to some pretty crazy moments and conversations, as seen below. This script details our first time playing Left 4 Dead 2 together. We were playing Dead Center. WARNING: I just copy pasted all this crap so there is some language. You've been warned.

    • LADYKILLAH270- Lance(Nick)
    • krunchm3h- Keith(Coach)
    • possman1101-me(Ellis)
    • Sarahlvs24- Sarah(Rochelle)


    Ellis:this is so cood

    Rochelle:wait why am i not rochellea

    Ellis: you are



    Nick:its still e right to do stuff

    Ellis: baseball bat is mine you basatar

    Rochelle: ok go

    (at this point Nick a.k.a my friend Lance, got hit by a charger who took him out t…

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    So there I was, playing Left 4 Dead 2: with a buddy of mine. ( I know this is going to sound wierd, but his name was Keith) Anyways, we were playing Dead Center, on The Apartments. We decided to play on expert, cause we're like that. We finally got to the part with the elevator after a long and grueling trip downwards, I was very low on health. Desprately, I stumbled towards the elevator, thinking I would make it. Suddenly, zombie runs up, clobbers me in the head, and I go down, dead. So im like, well hogwash man, Keith! revive me bro! as he is about to do so, my dead body starts to float upwards and passes through the roof of the elevator! Suddenly, I come BACK TO LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFE!!!!!!!


    Anyways, I was stuck on top of the eleva…

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