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"This isn't cosplay. I found a dead Hunter so I stole his clothes and hid his body. "
—Jo

Jo_The_Marten

Personal Details
Steam Community	JoTheMarten
Email	SonicAmygirl@juno.com
Website	Beneath the rock
Left 4 Dead
Fav. weapon	Auto shotgun, Hunting Rifle
Fav. character	Francis
Fav. infected	Hunter, Witch
Fav. campaign	Death Toll, Dead Air
Fav. chapter	The Church, The Construction Site
Left 4 Dead 2
Fav. weapon	AK-47, Sniper Rifle
Fav. melee weapon	Axe, Katana
Fav. character	Rochelle, Ellis
Fav. infected	Hunter, Witch
Fav. campaign	The Passing, Dead Center
Fav. chapter	The Streets, The Concert
Other Games
Fav. game	Half-Life, Portal, Left 4 Dead (dur), Pokémon (all gens), Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, Team Fortress 2.

[edit] About me

Rurrrrr....hello there humans. I was once an innocent gamerrrrr but now I've become an infectedrrr. A Hunterrr to be morrre prrrecise. I've rrregained most of my consciousness but on occasion if you enrrraage me, I'll lose contrrrol and kill anything in sight. Please feel frrree to ask me anything...and do not fear. I don't bite...often. I spend most of my time explorrring the city..rurrrr....but when I smell a non-infected...I just got crrrazy and can't help but teaahrrr them to shrreds...nothing beats a cool rrr..efrreshing blood bath...So please...If you feel up to the challenge, add me to Steam and we shall see who is this so called "wussy".

When I'm not explorrring...I like to watch my best friend, the Witch run around and kill things. We rrrreally get along well, and we underrrstand each otherrr. Prrrobably because ourrrrr infections arrrrre similarrrrr. The Smokerrrrr and Boomerrrrr just don't know how difficult it is to have uncontrrrroablly long claws...though I'd prrrreferrrrrr my claws overrrr the Smoker's tongue any day...I can't tell you how often he trrrips overrrr it and brrreaks it. It must be rrreally embarrrrassing to trry acting thrreatening to a Surrvivorrrr only to trrrip overrr yourr own tongue.

When heaarrrrd the infection has sprrread to the Southeerrrn states, we hightailed it down therrre, so we came to feast on Southerrrrn flesh...it was kind of hot forrr my sweatshiirrrt though...so I torrrree off my sleeves, shrrrreded my pants, and took off my shoes...I'm much cooler now...RRRRR... we made some new frrrriends down herrrre...they'rrrrre all valuable additions to ourrrrr team. Though I feel maybe I should trrrrrrrain the Jockey how to leap...he can't jump as far as I can...

I came herrre to make surrre this Wiki becomes a rrrreespectable website and to assist in anyway I can...I don't toleerrrrrate stupidity, so I won't hesitate to prrrrounce on someone who makes a stupid edit to this wiki. Raawrr Though I underrrrstand mistakes...we all make them...grrrr I don't know what else to put herrrrree...so I'll see you arrrround..and hopefully forr yourrr sake I won't kill you...RAUUWRR!

[edit] What I do

I clean up pointless edits, and the references that are too broad for thir own good. I'll occasionally do clean sweeps where I'll go through an entire page just clearing off mistakes, fixing grammar, etc. I'm also the one who manages images, putting them into categories, deleting unused ones, etc. Some generic things I do are:

Managing images. Organizing them into categories, and fixing bad images.
Governing the Infected's pages.
Make sure users play nice and treat each other with respect.

[edit] Current projects

Making skins for the forum.
Make Userboxes.

[edit] Srs info

My name really is Jo so don't be afraid to call me that. I’m old enough to know better and young enough not to care. I grew up playing video games on consoles like the Nintendo Entertainment system and Sega Genesis. My most played series’ are up in my info box, but a few other games I enjoy are the Ace Attorney series (though I stick to Phoenix and show no interest in Apollo), Fatal Frame series, Bomberman 64, Katamari series, Infamous, and Sonic The Hedgehog up until Sonic Heroes. Everything after that are kind of bleh. I also enjoy getting together with friends and playing Yu-Gi-Oh. I love movies from the 80s and all kinds of music. My favorite movie of all time is Little Shop of Horrors, and I enjoy anything with either a fantastic story (Not just a mindless ramble of scenes that make no sense), a giant monster, or has Rick Moranis in it. My favorite bands I’d have to say are Daft Punk, Jamiroquai, and Queen. I generally stick in the rock/alternative genre, but I like certain bands from all types of music, though I hate most things mainstream. I’m very picky about certain things, and I always seem to like the things everyone else hates and vice versa. I'm very attached to the Internet subculture, and though I don't visit 4Chan very often, I usually speak in references to popular internet memes. I’m practicing very hard to become a good artist, and I hope to someday become a concept artist at Valve software. I have chosen this path and follow it with strong determination. I look up to and admire the work of Dhabih Eng, Ted Backman, and Kelly Bailey. Also, Whitaker is actually my father. Trufax.

[edit] Image terms of use

Most of my images I took from the SDK or off the Wiki. I do not own the Hunter, thus any generic images solely of the Hunter(or Witch) on my page you are free to use without my permission. However, images like the one in my infobox, Francis and my Hunter spray, the header of this page, or my talk page header that were made strictly for the use on my page will require permission to be used elsewhere. I hope you will all cooperate with this demand as I don't like people stealing that which I produced or worked hard on making. Failure to comply will result in me never trusting you again and never letting you use the image you stole from me. :)